Squiddo – On babies:

“It’s a boy or a girl, we don’t know yet.”
(actually, we do know – this was said before we found out)

When giving good night hugs:
“Good night baby in Mommy’s tummy, I love you. I’ll see you in May.”

“When the baby is ready, Mommy will go to the doctor, and the baby will POP OUT of Mommy’s tummy!”