I would have bought something on thinkgeek just to get this shirt:
]The Magic Supersecret Binary T-Shirt
010010010010000001110011011010000110111
10111000001110000011 0010101100100001000
000110000101110100001000000101010001101
000 011010010110111001101011010001110110
010101100101011010110010000 001101111011
011100010000001000001011100000111001001
1010010110 11000010000001000110011011110
1101111011011000111001100100000010 00100
011000010111100100101100001000000110000
10110111001100100 0010000001100001011011
000110110000100000010010010010000001100
111011011110111010000100000011101110110
000101110011001000000111 010001101000011
010010111001100100000011011000110111101
1101010 11100110111100100100000011100110
1101000011010010111001001110100 00100001
In order to save you the time to google a binary to ascii converter, (since I already did it) look behind the spoliers tag
[Spoilers] I shopped at ThinkGeek on April Fools Day, and all I got was this lousy shirt! [/Spoilers]