When I grow up I’m going to be tall like Mommy, and Daddy, and “Buppa” and “Gramma” and Auntie Polly
-Squiddo age 3
(This is really funny if you’ve met my family.) 
I once was a blue haired freak
Trying to come up with a witty tagline and failing… miserably.
He’s technically correct.
Sure, from his perspective