More from the wierd email department.
I get stuff like this forwarded to me all the time.
(I have to remember to set the category – grrr)
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The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations
20. Al Quesadilla — fighting for Mexican cheese
appetizers
19. B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) — khaki-wearing
freedom fighting yuppies
18. International House of Paramilitarism — No
attacks before breakfast!
17. Al Shamu — whales fighting for liberation of
their Seaworld-captive brethren
16. Ku Klutz Klan — clumsy cross-burning rednecks
15. Kabob-aloos — Cuban freedom fighters armed only
with skewers
14. The IRAs — little nebbish guys who annoy the
hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal
their Glocks
13. El McPherson — band of crazed-from-hunger
Supermodels
12. The Moulin Rouge — French Communist song and
dance troupe
11. The Spanish Imposition — Your Tia Josephina
comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges
around
all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV
volume
blasting.
10. Al Kato — freeloading houseguests who move in
and eat all your food
9. The Talibananarama — spreading the message of
bad British ’80s dance music
8. Hamina-hamina-hamas — freedom fighters for
Jackie Gleason
7. Balsamic Jihad — fundamentalist food critics
6. “Weird Al” Qaeda — attacking the capitalist,
American government by spreading their revolutionary
message in the form of a rousing polka medley
5. The Black Pansies — black-gloved horticulturists
4. Yeehaw Jihad — “The Cowboys of Chaos”
3. Al Ro’ker — eighty percent chance of a Rain of
Terror!
2. Falun Bong — Uhm… hey, man, what are we
fighting again?
1. Pujafudin-Pujafudout — spreading the terror
that is the Hokey Pokey
Edited on Jan 14th 2002, 22:28 by Hooloovoo