Or does the phrase “free pay-per-view movies” sound like an oxymoron?
And if you did actually look at my company’s homepage, you’d already know we’re not interested in selling advertising space to you, seeing as THERE AREN’T ANY ADS ON OUR HOMEPAGE.
Oh, before I forget, you can tell your buddies I’m perfectly happy with the size of my penis, and so is my wife; I live in an apartment, so I don’t need to refinance my mortgage; I have no interest in seeing horses getting it on with teen farm girls; and while I may deserve the house of my dreams, I’ll probably talk to a reputable realtor in my area about that when I’m ready to start looking.
Thank you for your time.
(Just a quick response to some of the spam sitting in my inbox this morning.)
Edited for clarity…
Edited on Apr 30th 2003, 17:00 by Hooloovoo
I got one once for adopting children from overseas….with lots of hidden fees subtly stuck in…and even a ‘disclaimer’ saying if you clicked on their links your address would be ‘shared with their business affiliates’…in other words, a free trip to more spam!