Category: On The Net

Culled from the depths of Company-Bulk

Just found these neat little tidbits nestled down among the posts about looking for a new apartment, virtual yard sales, the latest episode of buffy, and a myriad of other random threads on my company’s internal message board:

Lego-Escher
Relativity
Ascending and Descending
Belvedere
Balcony
Waterfall

oops, looks like I missed one

Edited on May 7th 2003, 22:15 by Hooloovoo

I said “once” too

[Quote] “If you stop something after the first iteration, how many times have you gone round the loop? . . . if you’re talking to computer scientists they’d say ‘once’.”

Those crazies start counting at zero, too. [Quote]

Found in the comments on this blog entry by dave hyatt.

I nearly sprayed my monitor and keyboard with mountain dew expelled nasally when I read it. (ouch)

Is it just me?

Or does the phrase “free pay-per-view movies” sound like an oxymoron?

And if you did actually look at my company’s homepage, you’d already know we’re not interested in selling advertising space to you, seeing as THERE AREN’T ANY ADS ON OUR HOMEPAGE.

Oh, before I forget, you can tell your buddies I’m perfectly happy with the size of my penis, and so is my wife; I live in an apartment, so I don’t need to refinance my mortgage; I have no interest in seeing horses getting it on with teen farm girls; and while I may deserve the house of my dreams, I’ll probably talk to a reputable realtor in my area about that when I’m ready to start looking.

Thank you for your time.
(Just a quick response to some of the spam sitting in my inbox this morning.)

Edited for clarity…

Edited on Apr 30th 2003, 17:00 by Hooloovoo